Hedgehog Diarrhoea on My Doorstep

This morning when I left the house there was a long trail of hedgehog diarrhoea on the doormat (the doormat is outside).  I thought to myself that if I wrote a book about life in the country, I would call it "Hedgehog Diarrhoea on the Doorstep".  How do you think it would sell?

Here is a pretty picture for people who like their countryside pretty and not poo-ey.

p.s. if you look closely you can see a glimpse of Aimo on the far right.  Oops, gave that away, Aimo isn't really on the far right.